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I REMEMBER
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The puffballs!
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"When the puffballs come,
then winter's almost gone."
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"When the puffballs soar,
then winter is no more."
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I've got the best one!
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- Ciccio, let's go to the seashore.
- Look at this one!
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In our town, the puffballs
arrive hand in hand with spring.
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These are the sort of puffballs
that drift around,
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soaring over the cemetery,
where all rest in peace,
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soaring over the beachfront
and over the Germans, newly arrived,
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who don't feel the cold.
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Drifting, drifting...
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swirling...
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swirling... swirling...
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Drifting, drifting, drifting!
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I'm the last of 14 children.
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By then my father had had enough,
so he called me "Definitive."
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If he'd had enough sooner,
there'd have been one less chatterer.
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- Good evening.
- See you in the square.
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I've come for my sister. Am I too early?
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Your sister's here.
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Fiorella, I'm all done. Come in.
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I better calm you down,
you horny beast. What a body!
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Excuse me.
The bonfire's bigger this year than last.
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You going to the bonfire tonight?
What are you playing?
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A brand-new tune I wrote.
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Listen to this.
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Now, Dad, we'll watch them
light the bonfire, then off to bed.
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The doctor says you must go to bed early.
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The doctor's an asshole.
I'll go to bed when I want.
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Then you'll end up in the hospital,
and this time, I'll leave you there.
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Blackheads! Numskulls!
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Scram! That's my spot!
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Creeps!
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Let me through!
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Listen to this one.
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One father can take care of 100 kids,
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but 100 kids
can't take care of one father.
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- That's the gospel truth.
- I want to set off a firecracker.
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Stay here!
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Hey, Giudizio, catch!
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I can, I command, I want!
Long live Giudizio!
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Volpina, have you made love today?
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Come on.
How many men did you service?
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I bet you even dip a cock
in your morning coffee.
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Here she comes!
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You're the greatest, Gradisca.
Greta Garbo's got nothing on you!
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Let's go over there.
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Ronald Colman, we're over here!
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Giudizio, take this chair too.
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Burn this one too. Put it on top.
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Set the old witch in it.
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I'll stuff that chair down your throat!
Take it back home!
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The old witch!
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The old witch is here!
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Let me marry her before you burn her!
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What are you looking at?
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I wasn't looking, I swear.
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Lay off!
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Don't look. You'll get too excited.
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Bring the firecrackers!
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Light the bonfire and burn the old witch!
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"Burn away, O witch so old.
Burn the winter and the cold."
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Here comes spring!
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- I don't have a match.
- But your beloved has, my dear.
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Burn the old witch!
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Long live Giudizio!
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I can, I command, I want!
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- Where's the ladder?
- You want the ladder?
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You want it? Take it!
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- Take it!
- Give me the ladder! I'm burning up!
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In America, I saw bonfires 300 feet high.
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- When were you ever in America?
- My parents are American.
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I'll break your neck!
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You should hear what my father
can do with his ass!
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Hooray for spring!
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- It gives me a funny feeling.
- Yeah, me too.
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But winter's dying
and spring is on its way.
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I can feel it all over me already!
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Our respects, milord. Our respects, ma'am.
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- Our respects to you, little countess.
- Thank you.
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Drink a little. It'll do you good.
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Look, even your aunt's drinking.
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Good old Lallo!
No one would know you're 60.
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Look at that.
Your brother really is an asshole.
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He's just a kid.
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Now watch the Malaysian tiger leap!
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Watch it!
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As soon as we get home
I'll let you have it!
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- The heel came off.
- Then he'll have to do without one!
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Where's that other useless ass gone?
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Ciccio, throw the big bang on the fire!
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What are you up to? Off to bed with you!
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I'll put you all in boarding school!
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It's Scureza di Corpolc'), "The Fart."
Go to it, Scureza!
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Bravo, Scureza!
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The origins of this town
are lost in the mists of time.
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In the municipal museum,
there are stone implements...
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- All the best.
- My respects.
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...that date to prehistoric times.
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I myself have found
some graffiti of great antiquity
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in caves on Count Lovignano's estate.
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Be that as it may, the first date
we know for certain is 268 BC,
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when this became a Roman colony
and the starting point of the Via Aemilia.
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Ml'. Lawyer!
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That, too, is characteristic
of the irreverent nature of these people,
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who bear Roman and Celtic blood
in their veins.
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Theirs is an exuberant, generous,
loyal and tenacious nature.
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The divine Dante, Pascoli, D'Annunzio
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and many others have lauded this land,
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and innumerable are its sons
who have contributed greatly
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to art, science, religion and politics.
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Who is that?
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You think you're funny,
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but you're too cowardly to show your face.
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Show yourself.
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Come out here
and I'll teach you a thing or two.
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- Mr. Lawyer.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Gentlemen!
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What is all this?
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- Shall we take our places?
- If you insist, Headmaster.
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But I never come out well in pictures.
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You boys in the back, get up on the bench.
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- What is it now, De Santis?
- It wasn't me, sir!
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Aldina.
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Look, it looks like you.
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What's going on?
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Gigliozzi!
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Take your seat.
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Put it down her back.
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Hold it like that, please.
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Stay Still, like that... Got it!
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What is this?
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A stone.
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- Yes, but what is it?
- I know.
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- It's for a slingshot.
- An elephant's testicle?
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I'll tell you. It's a pendulum.
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You've certainly all seen
a grandfather clock.
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And how does it go?
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Where did Tiberius retire to
upon giving up command of the empire?
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Capri.
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- When was Agrippina killed?
-69 AD.
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Why did you give me a zero? Wasn't it 69?
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It was 59 AD.
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Are you sure?
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What do you mean, am I sure? It was 59 AD!
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Damn it! I knew it!
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You'll drive me crazy!
Get back to your seat!
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Why couldn't it have been 69?
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There will come a day
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when a renewed Italy
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will take to the field of battle
on her own behalf
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and not to defend her soil for others,
with their weapons.
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Being spirit, the Universal
becomes incarnate in the state
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and cannot but enter
into the true nature of the church.
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But this reconciliation between church
and state came about through a deity
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who brought order
to members of church and state,
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demanding iron discipline
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and the right to intervene
in every aspect of individual life.
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He is God's chosen Son
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because he has
the same power as the Father.
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Then there is the Holy Spirit,
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to be placed on the same level
as the Father and the Son. Is that clear?
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That is why God is one and also a trinity.
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Today we'll speak of the great Giotto.
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Whose balls exploded like this!
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Do you know, boys and girls,
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why Giotto is so important
in Italian painting?
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I'll tell you:
because he invented perspective.
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Per-spec-tive!
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Teacher, may I leave the room?
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Bobo let out a real stinker!
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What's that?
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You're crazy.
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It's not true. I never fart.
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- You do too.
- I do not.
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Alboino...
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signed the peace.
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Gigliozzi, out!
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This one isn't difficult. Solve it.
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Why did you stop? You were doing fine.
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What were you trying to do?
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- Give me a clue.
- Pass it here.
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Just think a moment.
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X9 plus the square root of K3.
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It's obvious!
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Move over. What have you done here?
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We'll go through it together.
What's this here?
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What's this here, I said.
You must know how to read.
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- But I -
- Keep quiet!
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X9 plus the square root of K3...
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There's your answer.
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X1 equals 140.
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X2 equals three-fifths of the total,
less the difference.
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- Is that clear?
- Yes...
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What have you done?
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Are you crazy?
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Janitor!
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- Greek is so beautiful, isn't it?
- You betcha.
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It's so musical.
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Emarpszamen. Repeat after me.
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Quiet.
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Quiet down, the rest of you. Try it again.
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- Teacher, would you be so kind -
- As to what?
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Could I hear it again?
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Certainly. Listen.
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Careful with the tongue.
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It has to go here, against the palate.
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Then spit it out.
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Quiet.
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Try once more.
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You see? Greek is so difficult.
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What did you do with your tongue?
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Don't stick it out so far.
Between the teeth.
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- Like this?
- That's right.
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Back to your seat, damn it!
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I nearly had it that time.
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Who's that?
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It's Ciccio.
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- Leave me have that.
- Just one drag, okay?
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Is it true Aldina tore up
yet another of your poems?
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Yeah, but I wrote another one.
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"What a kind, gentle maiden
thou art, Aldina.
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You set my heart beating
like a steam hammer."
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- It's so nice and warm outside.
- I prefer Aldina's mother.
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I wonder who's down
on the beach this morning.
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Fu Manchu!
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Volpina!
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Volpina, come here!
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What are you doing here?
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What do you want here?
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I lost my pussycat.
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Really?
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There are no cats around here.
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Go on home now.
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It's hot, isn't it?
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Aren't you all hot?
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She's an odd one, eh?
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Be a good girl and run on home.
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There are no cats here.
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Hey, boss!
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Mortar wrote another poem.
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When do you manage to write these poems?
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Mortar, let the boss hear your poem.
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Let's hear it.
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What's it called?
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-"Bricks."
- Good title.
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My grandfather made bricks
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My father made bricks
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I make bricks as well
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But where's my house?
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Very true. I get your point.
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Quite right.
But I, too, was once a poor man,
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and I gradually worked
my way up to master builder.
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Things don't just fall in your lap.
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00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:27,650
You have to be patient. You have to work.
257
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:31,446
With hard work, you can do it.
You have to work.
258
00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:33,406
Aren't we working?
259
00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:36,242
That's enough!
260
00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:43,166
No drinking before the soup.
261
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,169
- Not before the soup.
- Is that engraved somewhere?
262
00:25:46,252 --> 00:25:48,588
Your stomach will swell up.
I read it in the paper.
263
00:25:49,505 --> 00:25:53,593
- Keep your hands to yourself!
- There's a spoon missing.
264
00:25:53,676 --> 00:25:56,888
- Is it hot, Lallino?
- A little.
265
00:25:58,681 --> 00:26:02,185
- Gimme a lot!
- You'll get your share.
266
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:07,273
Would you like some more, Lallo?
There's a little left.
267
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:15,573
- Has it got enough salt?
- Yes, Grandpa.
268
00:26:15,656 --> 00:26:18,451
- Gina, give Grandpa a little.
- He's already eaten.
269
00:26:18,534 --> 00:26:22,789
My father's father
was known as "Big Meat."
270
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,416
He lived to be 107
and he was still doing it!
271
00:26:27,251 --> 00:26:28,920
I can't take anymore.
272
00:26:31,714 --> 00:26:32,965
So?
273
00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:35,968
- So, when I was little...
- You really liked it?
274
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:37,678
Wasn't there enough salt?
275
00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:40,181
...he taught me
to eat at 11:00 in the morning,
276
00:26:40,264 --> 00:26:42,558
before the sun burns your head,
277
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,185
and at 4:00 in the afternoon.
278
00:26:44,268 --> 00:26:49,065
Otherwise, food is like poison
that gets into your blood.
279
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,275
Aren't you eating?
280
00:26:54,570 --> 00:26:56,739
What did you do to your mother?
281
00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:58,699
- Nothing.
- Nothing, Dad.
282
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,868
It's nothing they did!
283
00:27:01,327 --> 00:27:02,995
Damn it all!
284
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:07,166
I get up at 4:00 a.m.
and slave away all day like a mule,
285
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:13,256
and when I come home for a crust of bread,
I find a bunch of long faces!
286
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,553
Now you won't have to look at this one!
287
00:27:19,345 --> 00:27:22,390
Ma'am, it's time
to take the water off the stove.
288
00:27:24,892 --> 00:27:25,893
It's so heavy.
289
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,563
- What's the matter?
- Nothing!
290
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,898
- Then eat something!
- I don't want anything!
291
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,484
- Why not?
- Because I don't!
292
00:27:34,318 --> 00:27:36,904
- Shut the door. It's cold.
- Just a minute.
293
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:39,073
I'm still convalescing.
294
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:45,663
- Who can that be at this hour?
- How would I know!
295
00:27:45,746 --> 00:27:48,124
- Shall I go?
- Yes.
296
00:27:51,377 --> 00:27:53,921
You think my fanny's a good-luck charm?
297
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,465
Chicken always gets stuck in my teeth.
298
00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:59,760
Okay if I take a little more, Dad?
299
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:00,761
Hands off!
300
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:03,055
- Just a wing.
- I'll do the serving here.
301
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:06,601
Tell me, Miranda:
Did you put mint in this?
302
00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:10,479
What do you mean, mint? It's sage.
303
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:14,275
But you noticed something
was different, didn't you?
304
00:28:14,358 --> 00:28:16,736
- Lallino has a sensitive palate.
- Very much so.
305
00:28:16,819 --> 00:28:19,238
Gina! Who is it?
306
00:28:23,492 --> 00:28:26,162
- Well?
- It's Mr. Biondi.
307
00:28:26,245 --> 00:28:30,208
- Right when I'm eating!
-Isn't he the bishop's cousin?
308
00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:32,418
Are you bottomless pits or what?
309
00:28:32,501 --> 00:28:34,378
Anyone would think I never fed you!
310
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:39,592
- Uncle, watch.
- If your dad sees you!
311
00:28:40,801 --> 00:28:43,638
Uncle, do that trick for us.
312
00:28:43,721 --> 00:28:45,473
Come on, just once.
313
00:28:46,682 --> 00:28:48,059
Look, Titta!
314
00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:52,146
Bravo!
315
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,899
-İsn't that hard, Uncle?
- Well, you know...
316
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:10,915
Good wine, this Sangiovese.
317
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,586
By the way, where were you last night?
318
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,464
Me? At the movies.
At the Cinema Fulgor.
319
00:29:18,547 --> 00:29:19,966
And what was showing?
320
00:29:21,008 --> 00:29:26,597
Uncle, the Americans were trying
to enter Comanche territory.
321
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:28,641
They built a bridge for the railroad,
322
00:29:28,724 --> 00:29:31,560
but the Indians shot arrows at them.
323
00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:33,646
It was a massacre!
324
00:29:33,729 --> 00:29:35,481
I'll massacre you, you little hooligan!
325
00:29:35,564 --> 00:29:37,650
What's going on?
326
00:29:38,192 --> 00:29:42,196
- I didn't do anything!
- Aurelio, leave him alone!
327
00:29:43,197 --> 00:29:47,368
- I'll put you in the hospital!
- People are watching.
328
00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:54,208
Starting tomorrow, no more school,
no more allowance!
329
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,460
He can start working with me!
330
00:29:56,544 --> 00:30:00,548
- And how will you pay me?
- With a hammer in the face!
331
00:30:00,631 --> 00:30:03,968
You have to tell me
who fathered this piece of shit!
332
00:30:04,051 --> 00:30:06,887
At his age, I'd already
been working for three years!
333
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:10,641
Right, and you gave
all your money to Grandma!
334
00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:12,685
That's enough now! Come in and eat!
335
00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:14,770
Hello.
336
00:30:18,065 --> 00:30:20,860
Everyone in town laughs at us,
even the roosters.
337
00:30:22,653 --> 00:30:25,323
This is my house, and I'll do as I please!
338
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,450
Listen to His Royal Highness!
339
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:30,369
Give me your brother's plate.
340
00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:32,621
Give me your brother's plate!
341
00:30:33,247 --> 00:30:36,792
- Where are you going with that?
- What did he do?
342
00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:40,129
What did he do? I'll show you what he did!
343
00:30:40,212 --> 00:30:41,756
What did he do?
344
00:30:43,632 --> 00:30:48,220
- What did your brother do? Speak up!
- I don't know!
345
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:51,849
This is Mr. Biondi's hat.
He was at the movies last night.
346
00:30:51,932 --> 00:30:55,269
Just smell it. Know who did that?
347
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,605
That delinquent son of yours.
348
00:30:57,688 --> 00:31:01,442
He pissed over the balcony rail,
right on Biondi's head.
349
00:31:01,525 --> 00:31:03,235
It cost me three bills!
350
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,739
I'm sure it was those juvenile delinquents
he hangs around with!
351
00:31:06,822 --> 00:31:09,575
Enough!
352
00:31:09,658 --> 00:31:13,079
Stop taking his side!
He's getting worse and worse!
353
00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:18,084
They're a pair of little hoodlums!
You've brought them up wrong!
354
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:22,922
Then you do it. Let's see how well you do!
355
00:31:23,005 --> 00:31:26,300
I can't stand any more! I'm going crazy!
356
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,761
I'm going mad!
357
00:31:28,844 --> 00:31:32,056
I'll kill you all.
I'll kill the whole lot of you!
358
00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:39,355
I'll put strychnine in your soup!
359
00:31:39,438 --> 00:31:42,775
That's what I'll do one of these days!
360
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:45,027
You wouldn't dare!
361
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:46,946
You bet I would.
362
00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:48,739
One, two, three...
363
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:56,539
- But I'll kill myself first!
- Good.
364
00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:59,125
- Right now!
- Go ahead.
365
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,838
You'll see! I'll kill myself first!
366
00:32:05,631 --> 00:32:07,716
Uncle, look at Dad!
367
00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:20,938
Why do these things happen to me?
What have I done?
368
00:32:32,616 --> 00:32:34,660
Goddamn it all!
369
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,707
- Did you hurt yourself?
- What are you doing on the floor?
370
00:33:02,813 --> 00:33:04,440
Evening, Headmaster.
371
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:11,572
- There's Gradisca!
- Where?
372
00:33:12,364 --> 00:33:13,365
Down there!
373
00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:32,051
If you give the archbishop permission
to sell holy images in the schools,
374
00:33:32,134 --> 00:33:34,720
I'm sure there'll be no need to...
375
00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:50,736
When are you showing
The Vale of Love with Gary Cooper?
376
00:33:50,819 --> 00:33:52,988
Next week, my dear.
377
00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:54,198
Thank you.
378
00:33:54,281 --> 00:33:57,284
When can your little prince
come to bed with you?
379
00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,496
You'll get my purse over your head!
380
00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:03,541
Such behavior!
381
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:08,254
Get lost, Giudizio.
382
00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:10,631
It was beautiful! I had a good cry.
383
00:34:10,714 --> 00:34:14,593
Romanesque, 13th century,
perfectly preserved.
384
00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:23,102
Mullion windows.
Excuse me. I'll continue later.
385
00:34:23,852 --> 00:34:28,399
Lallo, read the telegram
"White Feather" got from Stockholm.
386
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:33,112
"Come immediately.
Cannot live without you. lnge."
387
00:34:33,195 --> 00:34:36,156
Is she the bucktoothed one
from last summer?
388
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,741
Are you going?
389
00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:39,827
It'll be damned cold up there now!
390
00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:49,253
İf I shot them, they'd call me a murderer.
391
00:34:49,336 --> 00:34:51,422
I'll throw them all in a pit of lime!
392
00:34:56,051 --> 00:34:58,387
Get the hell out of here!
393
00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:03,058
I couldn't leave Mama behind
for those buck teeth.
394
00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:06,478
Look at Madam's new girls.
395
00:35:10,816 --> 00:35:12,026
Hey, look!
396
00:35:21,493 --> 00:35:23,495
See the big one with the hood?
397
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:29,043
Here I am!
398
00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:31,211
Me too!
399
00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:38,594
It's my God-given right to...
400
00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:42,598
A lovely man. A lot like Wallace Beery.
401
00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:45,809
With that beard,
he looked like a French duke.
402
00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,997
That's some cargo!
403
00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,931
Good night, King Vittorio.
Good night, everybody.
404
00:37:07,891 --> 00:37:09,810
This is the Victory Monument.
405
00:37:09,893 --> 00:37:11,895
We used to visit it every day.
406
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,772
And I dreamed about it at night, too.
407
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:21,155
- I'm going, Mama.
- Make a good confession.
408
00:37:21,238 --> 00:37:23,782
If you've had anything to drink,
you can't receive communion.
409
00:37:23,866 --> 00:37:26,910
You can drink water.
You just can't eat anything.
410
00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,829
Not even water.
411
00:37:28,912 --> 00:37:31,123
And tell him that you're a delinquent,
412
00:37:31,206 --> 00:37:35,085
that you upset your mother and father,
and that you answer back.
413
00:37:36,044 --> 00:37:39,381
And that you curse everything, understand?
414
00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:40,591
Everything!
415
00:37:45,345 --> 00:37:46,555
Who's first?
416
00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:04,698
- How long since your last confession?
- Christmas.
417
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:09,161
- My God! Mass on days of obligation?
- Except when I had the mumps.
418
00:38:09,244 --> 00:38:12,164
- Do you honor your father and mother?
- Yes.
419
00:38:12,247 --> 00:38:14,416
No, not like that!
420
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:18,253
- White on one side, yellow on the other.
- What's the difference?
421
00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:22,090
- It's a question of aesthetics.
- Fine.
422
00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:25,636
Now then, do you honor
your father and mother?
423
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:30,057
Yes, but they don't honor me.
They beat me.
424
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:34,311
- You must annoy them. Do you tell lies?
- I have to.
425
00:38:34,394 --> 00:38:36,522
- Do you covet others' goods?
- Yes...
426
00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:39,316
The small flowers go in the small vases.
427
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:41,777
What did you say you covet?
428
00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:45,906
My pal Bragger's got a raincoat
with metal buckles
429
00:38:45,989 --> 00:38:49,201
like the detective's
in the William Powell-Myrna Loy films.
430
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,871
Do you commit impure acts?
Do you touch yourself?
431
00:38:52,955 --> 00:38:55,874
Do you know St. Louis weeps
when you touch yourself?
432
00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:01,839
Let him weep.
433
00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:05,217
I'm not gonna tell you.
You'll only tell Dad.
434
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:07,678
Don't tell me you don't touch yourself.
435
00:39:08,178 --> 00:39:11,807
How can you not, when you see
the woman in the tobacco shop,
436
00:39:11,890 --> 00:39:15,185
as stacked as she is, and she says...
437
00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:16,937
Export brand?
438
00:39:18,605 --> 00:39:22,442
And the math teacher
who looks just like a lion .7
439
00:39:23,026 --> 00:39:24,987
Mother of God!
440
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:28,699
How can you avoid touching yourself
when she looks at you that way?
441
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,662
What do you think we come
to see on Si. Anthonyis day,
442
00:39:33,745 --> 00:39:36,623
when they bless the animals?
The sheep's butts?
443
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,982
See how he's looking at me?
444
00:40:02,065 --> 00:40:04,443
How can I tell him about Volpina
445
00:40:04,526 --> 00:40:07,529
and the time I pumped up
her bicycle tires?
446
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:15,120
I didn't know people kissed like that.
Did you?
447
00:40:15,203 --> 00:40:16,538
With their tongues going in and out?
448
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,625
I'll ask the questions here.
Not you. Go on.
449
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,126
Then there's Gradisca.
450
00:40:22,085 --> 00:40:26,715
Last summer, I saw her going
into the movie theater.
451
00:40:26,798 --> 00:40:28,926
It's not - you see -
452
00:40:29,676 --> 00:40:32,387
I'm crazy about Gradisca.
453
00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:33,972
I want a wife just like her.
454
00:40:38,393 --> 00:40:39,853
She was alone.
455
00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:43,398
There, right before my eyes.
456
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,658
I changed seats.
457
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,330
I changed seats again...
458
00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:03,919
and again.
459
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:11,218
And finally...
460
00:41:36,785 --> 00:41:37,869
Looking for something?
461
00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:40,664
I sat there like an asshole.
462
00:41:40,747 --> 00:41:42,833
I could have jumped in the harbor.
463
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:46,336
Father Balosa
can't understand these things.
464
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:48,714
But since I had to say something,
465
00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:52,843
I said I'd touched myself once,
just a little,
466
00:41:52,926 --> 00:41:54,678
but that I regretted it immediately.
467
00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:57,431
He was happy with that.
468
00:41:57,514 --> 00:42:01,018
He told me to say three Our Fathers,
Hail Marys and Glories, and that was it.
469
00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:06,231
You're absolved. Three Our Fathers,
Hail Marys and Glorias.
470
00:42:12,946 --> 00:42:14,823
Do you touch yourself?
471
00:42:14,906 --> 00:42:16,950
Just look at those rings under your eyes.
472
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:19,369
You obviously do.
473
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:22,456
Yes. Just once, in the garage
474
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,542
- Quit it!
- What?
475
00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:27,210
Always touching me.
476
00:42:32,507 --> 00:42:35,343
- Jean Harlow!
- Gradisca!
477
00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:37,929
The tobacco lady's tits!
478
00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:39,598
- The girl at the circus!
- Which one?
479
00:42:39,681 --> 00:42:41,516
With the fishnet stockings.
480
00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:43,268
Aldina!
481
00:42:43,351 --> 00:42:45,854
No, Aldina's mine! I'll smack your face!
482
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:06,875
Platoon, attention!
483
00:43:40,784 --> 00:43:42,119
There he is!
484
00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:17,195
Comrades!
485
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,531
Hail Il Duce!
486
00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:24,911
We hail Il Duce with grateful hearts
and the Fascist salute!
487
00:44:26,621 --> 00:44:29,916
The greeting of Imperial Rome
488
00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:32,377
that shows us...
489
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,756
the path of destiny
that Fascist Italy must follow.
490
00:44:55,233 --> 00:44:58,778
Let me touch him! I want to touch him!
491
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:02,115
Long live Il Duce!
492
00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:31,144
Ninety-nine percent of the population
are party members.
493
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:36,149
We have 1,200 Young Fascist boys
and 3,000 Young Fascist girls.
494
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:38,068
Our Fascist hearts beat as one,
495
00:45:38,151 --> 00:45:40,528
but the work
on the maritime front needs attention.
496
00:45:40,612 --> 00:45:44,032
This marvelous enthusiasm
makes us young
497
00:45:44,115 --> 00:45:46,409
and yet so old at the same time.
498
00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:49,955
Young, because Fascism
has rejuvenated our blood
499
00:45:50,038 --> 00:45:52,415
with glowing ideals from ancient times.
500
00:45:52,499 --> 00:45:56,836
All I can say is
Mussolini's got two balls this big!
501
00:45:59,005 --> 00:46:03,510
Today, April 21st, we celebrate
the birth of Rome, the Eternal City.
502
00:46:03,593 --> 00:46:07,430
What does that mean?
That we must respect the monuments,
503
00:46:07,514 --> 00:46:10,725
the ruins that Rome has left us,
504
00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:15,772
which is what I've done all along,
despite being razzed at night.
505
00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:30,537
Do we not see,
on this glorious, sun-filled day,
506
00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:33,707
that the Italian sun, forever free,
507
00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:36,293
is a divine sign
that the heavens are on our side?
508
00:46:37,168 --> 00:46:38,378
Miranda.
509
00:46:42,173 --> 00:46:44,217
- Who locked the gate?
- I did.
510
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,927
- Why?
- You know why.
511
00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:47,637
Unlock it.
512
00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:50,849
You've heard what's been going on
in the piazza all day.
513
00:46:50,932 --> 00:46:54,602
- Open up. I have business to take care of.
- Nothing doing.
514
00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:57,397
You're staying at home.
What's all this stuff?
515
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,482
If I wanted to be a widow,
I'd kill you myself.
516
00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,901
I'll strangle you with your neckerchief!
517
00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:05,947
Think I'm scared
of those black-shirted lice?
518
00:47:06,031 --> 00:47:07,407
Give me the key.
519
00:47:09,617 --> 00:47:12,412
Miranda! Damn it all!
520
00:47:12,495 --> 00:47:18,543
Why is it that whenever there's a rally,
521
00:47:18,626 --> 00:47:22,005
I have to stay home?
This is the last straw!
522
00:47:22,088 --> 00:47:25,592
One, two, three, four...
523
00:47:35,477 --> 00:47:37,103
These youth are sturdy as rock.
524
00:47:37,729 --> 00:47:39,606
Yes, sturdy as rock.
525
00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:42,901
One, two...
526
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,374
Hail Il Duce!
527
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:17,811
Young Fascist Ciccio Marconi,
528
00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:23,608
do you wish to marry
Young Fascist Aldina Cordini?
529
00:48:24,025 --> 00:48:28,530
And you, Young Fascist Aldina Cordini,
530
00:48:28,613 --> 00:48:33,868
do you wish to marry
Young Fascist Ciccio Marconi?
531
00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:35,203
Bravo, Ciccio!
532
00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:57,725
Comrades, they speak of "bread and work,"
533
00:48:57,809 --> 00:49:01,438
but wouldn't "bread and wine" be better?
534
00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:11,823
- Fernet.
- Coffee.
535
00:49:12,740 --> 00:49:13,908
Just a soft drink.
536
00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:16,870
Three cheers for our comrade!
537
00:49:26,379 --> 00:49:29,132
- Difficult shot.
- Yes, Your Excellency.
538
00:49:29,799 --> 00:49:32,343
- Difficult shot.
-Indeed, Your Excellency.
539
00:49:44,939 --> 00:49:47,233
I wouldn't like to go up against him.
540
00:49:55,992 --> 00:49:58,912
- Who killed the lights?
- Attilio, light a candle.
541
00:49:58,995 --> 00:50:00,079
Light a candle!
542
00:50:02,373 --> 00:50:05,001
There's a phonograph up above.
543
00:50:07,712 --> 00:50:09,214
What are you saying?
544
00:50:11,382 --> 00:50:12,550
Silence!
545
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:17,096
- That's the "lnternationale"!
- What's that?
546
00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:18,806
The anthem of subversives.
547
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:20,642
Where's it coming from?
548
00:50:20,725 --> 00:50:22,310
Where are you hiding, you scoundrel?
549
00:50:23,353 --> 00:50:24,687
Incredible!
550
00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:29,859
Show yourself, coward! Show yourself!
551
00:50:33,863 --> 00:50:35,365
We await your orders, sir!
552
00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,953
Everyone is to go home!
553
00:50:42,247 --> 00:50:43,540
And close your windows!
554
00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:48,836
Get inside, you!
555
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,964
Go home! Go!
556
00:50:54,676 --> 00:50:56,886
What are you doing there? Go home!
557
00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:16,281
Hey! He's up there!
558
00:51:16,906 --> 00:51:19,576
Come home now!
559
00:51:19,659 --> 00:51:21,578
Up in the bell tower!
560
00:52:02,201 --> 00:52:05,079
To arms, to arms
561
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:07,123
We are Fascists
562
00:52:07,206 --> 00:52:09,250
We fight the Communists
563
00:52:16,549 --> 00:52:19,802
GOD - COUNTRY - FAMILY
564
00:52:39,906 --> 00:52:41,616
You're free to go.
565
00:52:41,699 --> 00:52:43,701
You can go home.
566
00:52:43,785 --> 00:52:47,413
You see? We Fascists aren't all that bad.
567
00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:51,501
We didn't harm a single hair on your head.
568
00:52:52,001 --> 00:52:55,296
More like a cozy little kaffeeklatsch.
569
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:57,256
Good night, sonny boy.
570
00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:01,761
Bring him here.
571
00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:17,860
Take off your hat.
572
00:53:18,653 --> 00:53:21,948
Sorry, it's a habit. Even at home.
573
00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:24,784
Why don't you give the Roman salute?
574
00:53:26,869 --> 00:53:29,455
I didn't know it was mandatory.
575
00:53:29,539 --> 00:53:31,541
I know nothing about politics.
576
00:53:32,458 --> 00:53:33,751
Sit down.
577
00:53:34,919 --> 00:53:37,130
So you know nothing about politics.
578
00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:41,259
Yet you've been heard to say,
579
00:53:41,884 --> 00:53:45,471
"if Mussolini keeps on like this,
I really don't know."
580
00:53:46,848 --> 00:53:50,059
What did you mean by
"I really don't know"?
581
00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:54,272
I never said anything like that.
582
00:53:54,355 --> 00:53:56,899
I generally only talk about my work.
583
00:53:56,983 --> 00:54:01,904
Perhaps I said,
"I really don't know how politics work."
584
00:54:01,988 --> 00:54:03,239
Was it a threat?
585
00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:05,199
Certainly not.
586
00:54:05,283 --> 00:54:08,995
- Lack of faith in Fascism?
- No. Why?
587
00:54:09,078 --> 00:54:13,249
- Or perhaps subversive propaganda?
- No, I'd have no reason.
588
00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:20,256
And you know nothing
about the phonograph either?
589
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:24,761
- Phonograph?
- Don't get smart! Answer!
590
00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:29,599
I was asleep. These guys woke me up.
591
00:54:29,682 --> 00:54:32,185
I didn't even have time to put on my tie.
592
00:54:34,145 --> 00:54:37,774
Your tie...
or your anarchist's neckerchief?
593
00:54:39,108 --> 00:54:40,818
What neckerchief?
594
00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:49,660
Would you like to drink a toast
to the triumph of Fascism?
595
00:54:52,163 --> 00:54:53,956
Really, at this hour -
596
00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:56,250
At this hour!
597
00:54:58,419 --> 00:55:02,465
You fools! Trying our patience like this!
598
00:55:02,548 --> 00:55:06,552
You must drink
to a Fascist victory, my friend.
599
00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:09,055
Don't make us crack
your skulls open to convince you
600
00:55:09,138 --> 00:55:12,767
that Fascism is
for your protection and dignity!
601
00:55:12,850 --> 00:55:15,102
To hell with you
602
00:55:15,186 --> 00:55:16,938
-ignorant bunch of animals!
- Drink.
603
00:55:20,691 --> 00:55:22,985
- This is castor oil.
- Drink it.
604
00:55:23,069 --> 00:55:27,240
No. Why should I? What did I do?
605
00:55:29,450 --> 00:55:31,994
What are you doing? Let me go!
606
00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:34,705
What are you doing? Why -
607
00:55:34,789 --> 00:55:37,792
Be a good boy, now. Open your mouth.
608
00:55:37,875 --> 00:55:41,963
Open up. Don't make me angry.
609
00:55:42,046 --> 00:55:44,549
Drink up. It'll do you good. Drink!
610
00:55:45,007 --> 00:55:47,301
Just look at him, a man of his age.
611
00:55:47,385 --> 00:55:49,679
He's a disgrace!
612
00:55:51,097 --> 00:55:53,349
You vomiting on my shoes?
613
00:55:54,725 --> 00:55:56,936
This is what saddens us.
614
00:55:58,354 --> 00:56:01,440
This utter refusal to understand.
615
00:56:01,524 --> 00:56:02,650
Why?
616
00:56:04,402 --> 00:56:05,486
Why?
617
00:56:06,153 --> 00:56:08,531
There must be something wrong
with your head.
618
00:56:08,614 --> 00:56:11,909
Have some more.
It'll clear up those ideas of yours.
619
00:56:13,035 --> 00:56:15,496
- You'll pay for this.
- Send us the bill.
620
00:56:17,331 --> 00:56:19,083
Good heavens, 2:00.
621
00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:24,755
Aurelio!
622
00:56:31,304 --> 00:56:33,014
What happened?
623
00:56:59,665 --> 00:57:03,169
You won't listen to me.
624
00:57:05,046 --> 00:57:06,213
You'll see.
625
00:57:15,097 --> 00:57:16,641
Stand up.
626
00:57:20,645 --> 00:57:22,146
Dry yourself off.
627
00:57:26,525 --> 00:57:28,235
Don't catch cold.
628
00:57:33,908 --> 00:57:34,951
Dad!
629
00:57:36,702 --> 00:57:37,954
Go to bed!
630
00:57:38,746 --> 00:57:40,873
God, he stinks!
631
00:57:44,085 --> 00:57:48,547
If the person who squealed
is who I think it was,
632
00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:51,550
he'd better move to another continent
633
00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:54,261
or I'll eat his guts out!
634
00:57:54,345 --> 00:57:55,930
I'll have his balls for dinner!
635
00:57:56,806 --> 00:57:59,767
Traitorous son of a bitch!
636
00:58:05,231 --> 00:58:06,899
The Grand Hotel.
637
00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:10,736
I call her "the Old Lady."
638
00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:15,449
I come here every year
to sip the nectar of love.
639
00:58:15,533 --> 00:58:19,120
I offer tenderness
and yearn for tenderness in return.
640
00:58:19,203 --> 00:58:22,123
I'm the only one in town
who visits the Grand Hotel.
641
00:58:22,206 --> 00:58:24,375
They say Gradisca was here once,
642
00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:28,587
and it was because of
that highly improbable adventure
643
00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:31,674
that she came to be called Gradisca.
644
00:58:31,757 --> 00:58:33,801
Her real name is Ninola.
645
00:58:33,884 --> 00:58:36,721
But one winter night three years ago...
646
00:58:36,804 --> 00:58:39,223
Don't let us down, Ninola.
647
00:58:39,306 --> 00:58:41,851
The prince is a handsome man.
648
00:58:41,934 --> 00:58:47,106
If he looks satisfied,
mention the work on the harbor.
649
00:58:47,189 --> 00:58:49,775
One word from him is all it would take.
650
00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:52,319
Be polite. Speak proper Italian.
651
00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:55,448
He's a real prince,
not just any old asshole.
652
00:58:55,531 --> 00:58:58,576
Besides, it's a great opportunity
for you, too.
653
00:58:58,659 --> 00:59:00,411
The harbor.
654
01:02:22,446 --> 01:02:24,406
Mr. Prince, sir...
655
01:02:26,450 --> 01:02:28,077
grad/sea! (Whatever you desire)
656
01:02:29,745 --> 01:02:32,790
And that's how Ninola
came to be called Gradisca.
657
01:02:32,873 --> 01:02:35,709
Mind you, I don't attribute
much truth to that story,
658
01:02:35,793 --> 01:02:38,837
nor to the one that Biscein tells.
659
01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:42,925
He's a born liar.
He makes up a new one every day.
660
01:02:43,008 --> 01:02:45,386
A couple of years back,
661
01:02:45,469 --> 01:02:48,305
an emir arrived with his 30 concubines.
662
01:02:48,389 --> 01:02:50,766
I saw him arrive.
663
01:04:37,664 --> 01:04:41,585
Every night, the emir
locked up tight all 30 rooms.
664
01:04:41,668 --> 01:04:43,128
That much is true.
665
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:47,091
It's the rest of Biscein's story
that leaks like a sieve.
666
01:04:49,385 --> 01:04:54,098
The silly man claims
that on that very night. . .
667
01:04:54,181 --> 01:04:56,809
Beans, olives, toasted melon seeds!
668
01:05:20,666 --> 01:05:23,502
I'm coming, girls!
669
01:05:27,047 --> 01:05:28,674
Come on, Biscein.
670
01:05:36,849 --> 01:05:39,268
Sweet Jesus, the pussy!
671
01:06:31,737 --> 01:06:34,406
One, two, three, four...
672
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:39,203
He claims that, between
the beautiful girls and the ugly ones,
673
01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:41,747
he polished off 28 of them that night.
674
01:06:47,669 --> 01:06:48,795
Uncle!
675
01:06:52,883 --> 01:06:57,596
Are you Polish? Only Polish women
have that fire in their eyes.
676
01:06:59,556 --> 01:07:00,974
Uncle's a great dancer!
677
01:07:15,072 --> 01:07:17,699
Commandant... ladies...
678
01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:21,537
Then you must be Czech,
679
01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:24,331
because only Czech women
have that fire in their eyes.
680
01:07:24,414 --> 01:07:28,001
I know Italian: bellissima, buona sera,
681
01:07:28,085 --> 01:07:29,878
Michelangelo, fanculo,
682
01:07:29,962 --> 01:07:31,380
0 sole mio.
683
01:07:49,523 --> 01:07:50,899
Good evening.
684
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:10,627
- Uncle!
- Get out of here!
685
01:08:11,169 --> 01:08:12,796
Jesus, the asshole waiter!
686
01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:35,986
You see sea?
687
01:08:36,778 --> 01:08:39,656
You take walk with me. Down there. Come.
688
01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:49,416
Leopardi wrote poetry.
Do you know Leopardi?
689
01:08:49,499 --> 01:08:52,002
No, this is my first time here.
690
01:08:54,087 --> 01:08:56,131
Dante Alighieri here.
691
01:08:56,214 --> 01:08:57,758
Leopardi here,
692
01:08:57,841 --> 01:08:59,509
or even here.
693
01:08:59,593 --> 01:09:01,219
Oh, good!
694
01:09:20,697 --> 01:09:22,115
How did it go?
695
01:09:22,199 --> 01:09:23,617
How do you think?
696
01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:26,411
I always find German women
to be pushovers.
697
01:09:27,245 --> 01:09:29,498
She's really fallen for me.
698
01:09:30,415 --> 01:09:34,628
And to prove it, she even
offered me posterior intimacy.
699
01:09:58,276 --> 01:10:00,320
Uncle!
700
01:10:01,738 --> 01:10:04,032
Uncle Tea was Dad is brother.
701
01:10:04,116 --> 01:10:07,285
We took him out for a ride
once a month in the summer.
702
01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:09,371
Uncle! He's coming, Dad.
703
01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:18,088
Here he comes.
704
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,054
- Hello, Uncle.
- Come along.
705
01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:27,848
How are things, Teo?
706
01:10:27,931 --> 01:10:29,474
He's happy, Mama.
707
01:10:31,226 --> 01:10:34,020
- He's looking well.
- Yes, he is.
708
01:10:36,022 --> 01:10:37,482
Watch your step.
709
01:10:38,024 --> 01:10:40,527
- Here he is.
- Hello, Uncle.
710
01:10:41,778 --> 01:10:43,405
- How are you?
- And how are you?
711
01:10:43,488 --> 01:10:45,741
I'm fine. I go to school.
712
01:10:48,368 --> 01:10:52,748
We're taking you to the farm
for some passatelli.
713
01:10:53,999 --> 01:10:56,251
What do you think of that?
714
01:10:56,334 --> 01:10:58,670
Look, Dad's here too.
715
01:10:59,921 --> 01:11:02,883
My boy! Give your dad a kiss.
716
01:11:04,259 --> 01:11:05,969
- He's doing better.
- He's okay.
717
01:11:06,928 --> 01:11:09,055
He's grown, hasn't he?
He's in the fifth grade.
718
01:11:09,139 --> 01:11:10,599
Teo, how are you?
719
01:11:10,682 --> 01:11:14,060
And that one got dead drunk
the other night.
720
01:11:14,144 --> 01:11:17,731
- Teo, how are things?
- I'm much better.
721
01:11:17,814 --> 01:11:19,566
- Mama, the pastries.
- They're right here.
722
01:11:19,649 --> 01:11:23,028
Uncle, Mama brought you some pastries.
723
01:11:23,653 --> 01:11:25,572
We'll be back before evening.
724
01:11:26,323 --> 01:11:29,201
- Here, have a smoke on me.
- Thanks.
725
01:11:29,826 --> 01:11:31,536
Sit here next to Dad.
726
01:11:35,373 --> 01:11:37,292
Is Father Pazzaglia still alive?
727
01:11:37,918 --> 01:11:40,045
He's been dead ten years now.
728
01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:42,464
He's been gone quite some time.
729
01:11:42,547 --> 01:11:45,926
- But he was alive last year.
- That was Father Amedeo.
730
01:11:47,928 --> 01:11:49,679
Is he dead too?
731
01:11:49,763 --> 01:11:51,890
No, he's alive.
732
01:11:51,973 --> 01:11:53,809
Exactly. That's what I was saying.
733
01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:59,064
I saw him last year,
walking along with a bunch of flowers.
734
01:11:59,147 --> 01:12:00,816
I wonder where he was going.
735
01:12:05,028 --> 01:12:08,031
Teo was a bright lad when he was eight.
736
01:12:09,324 --> 01:12:11,451
No offense, Aurelio,
737
01:12:11,535 --> 01:12:16,122
but Teo was much smarter
than you in school.
738
01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:19,417
I grant you that. That's quite true.
739
01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:21,336
He still is, even now.
740
01:12:21,419 --> 01:12:23,463
You like being with us, Teo?
741
01:12:24,798 --> 01:12:28,343
Uncle, the sea's over there,
like a blue streak.
742
01:12:29,553 --> 01:12:31,721
Dad, can I drive the horse?
743
01:12:32,639 --> 01:12:35,559
Come on, I'm just sitting here!
Let me drive it!
744
01:12:35,642 --> 01:12:39,479
That'd be the first time
a mule ever drove a horse!
745
01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:44,442
That road is shorter.
746
01:12:44,526 --> 01:12:48,822
That's an awful road, full of potholes
big enough to swallow up our carriage.
747
01:12:48,905 --> 01:12:52,367
- Is something wrong?
- His pocket.
748
01:12:56,746 --> 01:12:59,875
Why do you carry those in your pocket?
749
01:13:02,836 --> 01:13:04,129
These stones?
750
01:13:06,798 --> 01:13:10,218
- Aren't they heavy?
- Stones are beautiful.
751
01:13:15,974 --> 01:13:18,101
Stop the carriage.
752
01:13:18,184 --> 01:13:21,396
- What is it?
- Teo needs to take a leak.
753
01:13:22,397 --> 01:13:23,773
If he has to...
754
01:13:26,776 --> 01:13:28,361
Watch your step getting down.
755
01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:33,617
- You too?
- What of it?
756
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:36,036
Don't be long, Grandpa. I'm hungry.
757
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:39,664
My father's father used to say,
758
01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:43,335
"To be fit as a fiddle,
you have to piddle.
759
01:13:43,418 --> 01:13:47,422
To be fit as a frog, pee like a dog."
760
01:13:47,505 --> 01:13:49,382
What a beautiful green, Teo!
761
01:13:54,387 --> 01:13:57,933
- Nice mare. How old is she?
- Three years and two months.
762
01:13:58,016 --> 01:14:00,852
She's got just one bad habit:
She can't stand train whistles.
763
01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:02,062
Oh, yeah?
764
01:14:02,145 --> 01:14:07,442
When I'm waiting my turn at the station,
it's really a job to hold her!
765
01:14:07,525 --> 01:14:10,612
- What'll you give her to eat today?
- Some cappelletti.
766
01:14:10,695 --> 01:14:12,822
You forgot to unbutton your fly.
767
01:14:12,906 --> 01:14:15,158
Uncle pissed in his pants!
768
01:14:17,994 --> 01:14:19,537
And they said he was okay!
769
01:14:20,121 --> 01:14:22,749
You didn't undo your fly.
770
01:14:23,708 --> 01:14:26,294
He forgot.
771
01:14:26,378 --> 01:14:27,963
It's true.
772
01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:31,466
The sea looks like a blue streak.
773
01:14:31,549 --> 01:14:32,968
Uncle, you pissed in your pants!
774
01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:34,886
Shut up!
775
01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:37,097
He didn't open the barn doors.
776
01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:40,934
No matter. You can change at the farm.
777
01:14:45,563 --> 01:14:48,608
Come here, or I'll throw myself
under the wheels!
778
01:14:49,317 --> 01:14:51,403
Sit down, you little hoodlum!
779
01:14:51,486 --> 01:14:53,405
Shall we move on?
780
01:14:53,488 --> 01:14:54,906
GO , gm!
781
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:08,086
Another fine meal.
782
01:15:08,169 --> 01:15:10,755
You all go and see the spring.
783
01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:14,759
My son Teo and I will stay here
and have another glass of wine.
784
01:15:14,843 --> 01:15:18,555
Fine, but just one.
785
01:15:18,638 --> 01:15:20,348
Know what I'm gonna do?
786
01:15:21,057 --> 01:15:22,851
Take a nap.
787
01:15:24,602 --> 01:15:26,980
Good. It'll be nice here in the shade.
788
01:15:27,981 --> 01:15:30,108
The egg's lovely, isn't it, Teo?
789
01:15:30,775 --> 01:15:32,193
I'm like that too.
790
01:15:32,277 --> 01:15:36,281
I can stare at an egg for hours,
791
01:15:36,364 --> 01:15:40,952
wondering how nature
can make things so perfect.
792
01:15:41,036 --> 01:15:45,248
'Cause it was God who made nature,
not an ignoramus like you!
793
01:15:45,331 --> 01:15:47,500
On, lay off.
794
01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:49,002
See you back here later.
795
01:15:49,085 --> 01:15:50,962
Keep your eye on him, Dad.
796
01:15:51,046 --> 01:15:53,631
Menghino, how far away is this spring?
797
01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:04,100
Uncle, look. I'm hypnotizing it.
798
01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:11,316
Oliva!
799
01:16:14,277 --> 01:16:17,906
Oliva, there's a toad here
that looks like Father Balosa.
800
01:16:26,289 --> 01:16:28,500
- How is it?
- Fantastic.
801
01:16:28,583 --> 01:16:30,335
And it won't give you a hangover.
802
01:16:30,418 --> 01:16:33,088
- We'll set this here.
- Good thinking.
803
01:16:39,344 --> 01:16:40,678
Get that away from there!
804
01:16:41,346 --> 01:16:43,014
Naughty boy!
805
01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:48,770
I know your name, you delinquent!
806
01:16:52,482 --> 01:16:54,859
- Dad!
- What?
807
01:16:54,943 --> 01:16:57,987
Uncle Teo's up a tree!
808
01:16:58,571 --> 01:17:02,033
- What's he shouting?
- I didn't understand.
809
01:17:02,492 --> 01:17:05,829
Uncle Teo's up a tree!
810
01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:11,918
I want a woman!
811
01:17:13,545 --> 01:17:17,132
I want a woman!
812
01:17:22,554 --> 01:17:25,557
Where am I going
to find you a woman, my boy?
813
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,434
- Grandpa, what is it?
- Your uncle's up there.
814
01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:31,354
I want a woman!
815
01:17:31,437 --> 01:17:33,273
He's up there!
816
01:17:35,859 --> 01:17:39,028
Come down, Teo, or you'll hurt yourself.
817
01:17:39,112 --> 01:17:41,573
What are you doing? Go get a ladder!
818
01:17:41,656 --> 01:17:45,535
Is this how you keep an eye on him?
How did he get up there?
819
01:17:45,618 --> 01:17:47,036
Dad, I'll go up and get him.
820
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:49,998
I'm gonna pound you into the ground!
821
01:17:50,081 --> 01:17:53,001
I want a woman!
822
01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:57,964
How did he get up there?
If he falls, he'll break his neck.
823
01:17:58,047 --> 01:18:02,218
- Go inside and stop being dramatic!
- Dramatic?
824
01:18:02,302 --> 01:18:03,720
How did this happen?
825
01:18:03,803 --> 01:18:07,765
We were having a drink, and suddenly -
826
01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:10,018
Mr. Aurelio,
he climbed up there like a cat.
827
01:18:10,101 --> 01:18:13,521
Teo, what are you doing?
Are you throwing stones at your old dad?
828
01:18:13,605 --> 01:18:16,774
Get down here! That's enough, now!
829
01:18:18,902 --> 01:18:22,155
Aurelio, don't you go crazy on me too!
830
01:18:22,238 --> 01:18:27,202
- Teo, you've upset your brother.
- Come down, now!
831
01:18:27,285 --> 01:18:31,289
I want a woman!
832
01:18:32,207 --> 01:18:35,668
Quite a normal urge, actually.
He's 42 years old.
833
01:18:35,752 --> 01:18:37,170
Yeah, but he's gonna fall.
834
01:18:37,253 --> 01:18:39,797
When I was 42...
835
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:43,635
I'm telling you.
836
01:18:43,718 --> 01:18:46,054
That's enough! Come down!
837
01:18:46,137 --> 01:18:47,972
Come down, Teo!
838
01:18:55,146 --> 01:18:58,191
Good shot, Uncle! Right in the head!
839
01:18:59,609 --> 01:19:01,152
My head!
840
01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:04,989
I'm coming up now.
Don't throw anything at me.
841
01:19:06,115 --> 01:19:08,034
We'll take some birds home -
842
01:19:10,119 --> 01:19:12,664
- You want to kill us all?
- I'm going up there.
843
01:19:13,665 --> 01:19:15,083
Yes, sirree!
844
01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:17,961
Throw one at me and you'll hear about it!
845
01:19:21,422 --> 01:19:22,674
What a shot!
846
01:19:22,757 --> 01:19:26,886
Bastard! I hope somebody
kicks you in the nuts!
847
01:19:26,970 --> 01:19:29,639
I want a woman!
848
01:19:29,722 --> 01:19:34,769
Christ, what'll I do now? Jerk off?
849
01:19:38,189 --> 01:19:41,567
I'm an asshole, a stupid asshole!
850
01:19:44,612 --> 01:19:46,572
We're all going home.
851
01:19:46,656 --> 01:19:49,200
Driver, hitch up the horse.
We're going home.
852
01:19:49,284 --> 01:19:52,704
Come on, everyone. We're going home.
853
01:19:52,787 --> 01:19:57,250
- You just gonna leave him up there?
- Yes! Hitch up the horse.
854
01:19:57,333 --> 01:20:00,878
- Whatever you say.
- Dad! Titta!
855
01:20:00,962 --> 01:20:03,798
Get your mother. Where's your mother?
856
01:20:03,881 --> 01:20:06,050
- You're leaving him there?
- He's fine up there.
857
01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:10,179
- Let's go! I want to go home.
- But he's my son! Aurelio, listen.
858
01:20:10,263 --> 01:20:13,766
I want a woman!
859
01:20:13,850 --> 01:20:18,021
- Miranda!
- Teo, we're going. Come down!
860
01:20:20,481 --> 01:20:23,276
- But he's sick!
- We're just pretending. Come on!
861
01:20:23,359 --> 01:20:27,530
Aurelio, let me climb up.
I'll talk to him.
862
01:20:27,613 --> 01:20:28,740
I'll get him down.
863
01:20:29,115 --> 01:20:30,241
Miranda!
864
01:20:35,246 --> 01:20:37,248
Everyone in the carriage!
865
01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:41,294
We're leaving right now. Get in.
866
01:20:42,295 --> 01:20:44,922
Teo, you gonna stay up there?
867
01:20:45,006 --> 01:20:46,632
We're going now. It's late.
868
01:20:47,759 --> 01:20:51,971
It's getting dark. Who'll take you back?
869
01:20:52,055 --> 01:20:53,097
You gonna stay up there?
870
01:20:53,806 --> 01:20:55,266
All right, then. Bye!
871
01:21:04,525 --> 01:21:05,860
Come down!
872
01:21:12,784 --> 01:21:16,245
Teo, Holy Mother of God!
Are you gonna come down?
873
01:21:17,330 --> 01:21:19,374
We're leaving!
874
01:21:19,457 --> 01:21:20,458
Go!
875
01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:25,171
- Teo, come down!
- Bye, Uncle!
876
01:21:45,274 --> 01:21:48,403
- I want a woman!
- He'll kill us all today.
877
01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:54,575
Come on, everyone out! No questions!
878
01:21:54,659 --> 01:21:56,661
What are you crying about?
879
01:21:56,744 --> 01:21:59,497
You drive to the hospital
and get the attendants.
880
01:21:59,580 --> 01:22:02,417
Hurry, or I'll throw myself down the well!
881
01:22:03,042 --> 01:22:06,629
What are you crying about?
It's one big laugh riot!
882
01:22:16,973 --> 01:22:20,393
I want a woman!
883
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:27,525
Listen to him, Miranda. The poor boy.
884
01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:31,028
Feeling better?
885
01:22:34,365 --> 01:22:40,288
I want a woman!
886
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:52,133
I can't take it anymore!
887
01:22:52,216 --> 01:22:55,553
- Make him shut up!
- Dad.
888
01:22:56,095 --> 01:22:57,472
What do you want?
889
01:22:57,555 --> 01:22:59,348
Shall I go and get Volpina?
890
01:23:06,856 --> 01:23:08,149
Dad, look!
891
01:23:09,775 --> 01:23:11,277
Mama, they're here.
892
01:23:13,988 --> 01:23:16,073
- Evening, Doctor.
- What's happened?
893
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:19,118
- He's up the tree.
- Nice place.
894
01:23:19,202 --> 01:23:22,705
- Is all this yours?
- It's just an old farm.
895
01:23:23,915 --> 01:23:26,542
He's been up there for five hours.
896
01:23:26,626 --> 01:23:29,253
You can't see him now,
because of the foliage.
897
01:23:29,337 --> 01:23:31,464
- What did you do to him?
- Nothing.
898
01:23:31,547 --> 01:23:33,799
He's been shouting and throwing stones.
899
01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:37,386
I hope he won't be like this
his whole life, Doctor.
900
01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:39,514
A dwarf nun! Mama!
901
01:23:43,226 --> 01:23:45,520
It'll be bad for him and worse for us.
902
01:23:45,603 --> 01:23:47,605
Don't worry. She'll take care of it.
903
01:23:48,773 --> 01:23:50,816
Been getting some fresh air?
904
01:23:52,944 --> 01:23:54,362
Is she going UP?
905
01:23:56,113 --> 01:23:59,784
Come down now! I'm not going
to play these damn silly games!
906
01:24:04,330 --> 01:24:06,832
Jesus, look at that!
She got him right down!
907
01:24:09,168 --> 01:24:12,255
She got him down, and he's all happy.
908
01:24:18,135 --> 01:24:19,512
Here he is.
909
01:24:21,305 --> 01:24:24,141
Up to your tricks again, were you?
910
01:24:24,225 --> 01:24:25,726
What were you doing up there?
911
01:24:25,810 --> 01:24:28,813
Counting how many stones
fig trees grow this season.
912
01:24:28,896 --> 01:24:32,191
Go on now. Take him home.
913
01:24:34,151 --> 01:24:38,364
Some days he's normal, some days not.
Just like the rest of us.
914
01:24:38,906 --> 01:24:42,243
- Bye, Uncle.
- Titta, take care.
915
01:24:47,331 --> 01:24:49,625
You can see Gigino's place from up there.
916
01:24:50,543 --> 01:24:52,920
I haven't seen him in so long.
917
01:24:57,550 --> 01:25:01,512
Between 11:00 and midnight,
in Caghetta's boat.
918
01:25:02,722 --> 01:25:06,267
It's 30 stories high with 16 smokestacks.
919
01:25:06,350 --> 01:25:09,770
Think what a pirate could do
with a ship like that.
920
01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:41,427
Where's Ronald Colman? I don't see him.
921
01:25:42,261 --> 01:25:43,679
Hooray for Gradisca!
922
01:25:46,515 --> 01:25:48,434
Hello, sister.
923
01:25:48,517 --> 01:25:51,520
Your steamboat. Climb aboard.
924
01:25:57,193 --> 01:25:59,820
Where are all these people going?
925
01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:05,618
Where are they going with hearts pounding?
926
01:26:06,869 --> 01:26:10,414
Today is a very important day
for our country, for our fatherland.
927
01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:14,001
Come on, we're off! Come on!
928
01:26:14,085 --> 01:26:15,670
İf you drop me, you'll Pay-
929
01:26:16,170 --> 01:26:20,299
- I'd like to tell you, but I can't.
- Why not?
930
01:26:20,383 --> 01:26:23,928
Because it's all still up in the air.
931
01:26:24,011 --> 01:26:26,931
Where are all these people going?
932
01:26:27,014 --> 01:26:29,433
Stop busting their balls.
933
01:26:42,571 --> 01:26:44,407
How far out will it be?
934
01:26:44,907 --> 01:26:48,828
Four miles. But thanks to Galileo,
it will seem like 400 feet to us.
935
01:26:48,911 --> 01:26:50,079
Marvelous!
936
01:26:50,162 --> 01:26:52,373
It'll seem like
it's coming straight at us.
937
01:27:09,557 --> 01:27:12,226
Mr. Lawyer, how much will it weigh?
938
01:27:13,477 --> 01:27:15,855
About two and a half times
the weight of the Grand Hotel.
939
01:27:15,938 --> 01:27:17,732
Plus the Arch of Augustus.
940
01:27:17,815 --> 01:27:21,777
Go thou, Queen of the Sea
941
01:27:23,112 --> 01:27:25,698
"Thou passeth, and thy destiny
942
01:27:25,781 --> 01:27:28,617
I shall follow in the waves,
943
01:27:28,701 --> 01:27:31,954
watching your glistening wake."
944
01:27:33,497 --> 01:27:37,084
Move closer to your mother.
Ma'am, move nearer to your son.
945
01:27:38,711 --> 01:27:42,631
Holy shit! That water's really freezing!
946
01:27:43,507 --> 01:27:47,178
My nuts have shriveled
to the size of two dried beans.
947
01:27:48,888 --> 01:27:51,474
- You swam all the way from the shore?
- Where else?
948
01:27:52,975 --> 01:27:54,101
Freestyle.
949
01:27:58,272 --> 01:28:04,236
I want to dance with you
950
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:08,657
Like this all night
951
01:28:09,492 --> 01:28:13,913
The third day, I went out
in my little boat and whistled as usual.
952
01:28:15,122 --> 01:28:18,292
Up jumps the dolphin
near the edge of the boat.
953
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:20,628
He looks at me and says, "Mama."
954
01:28:21,253 --> 01:28:22,254
What a load of bull!
955
01:28:22,338 --> 01:28:26,675
No, dolphins are intelligent.
My dentist told me so.
956
01:28:29,220 --> 01:28:32,515
Look how many there are.
957
01:28:32,598 --> 01:28:36,101
Millions and millions
and millions of stars.
958
01:28:36,185 --> 01:28:37,853
Jesus Christ!
959
01:28:37,937 --> 01:28:41,565
I wonder how they all
stay in place up there.
960
01:28:43,234 --> 01:28:46,570
I mean, it's pretty simple for us.
961
01:28:46,654 --> 01:28:50,115
To build a house,
we use so many bricks, so much lime.
962
01:28:50,199 --> 01:28:53,744
But up there, sweet Jesus!
Where do you put the foundations?
963
01:28:54,453 --> 01:28:56,539
They're not made of confetti, you know.
964
01:28:56,622 --> 01:28:58,582
Miranda.
965
01:28:58,666 --> 01:29:01,836
Are you asleep? Answer me.
966
01:29:01,919 --> 01:29:04,004
- Are you cold? Want my jacket?
- What do you want?
967
01:29:04,088 --> 01:29:06,340
- Come on, take my jacket.
- No, I don't want it.
968
01:29:06,423 --> 01:29:09,593
Put it around your shoulders
or you'll start complaining of a chill.
969
01:29:09,677 --> 01:29:13,097
- I know you.
- Have we got much longer to wait?
970
01:29:13,180 --> 01:29:15,641
How would I know?
They said around midnight.
971
01:29:15,724 --> 01:29:18,352
But it's coming all the way from America!
972
01:29:19,937 --> 01:29:22,314
Go fuck yourselves, all of you!
973
01:29:22,398 --> 01:29:23,816
Some friend, eh?
974
01:29:28,445 --> 01:29:30,281
That's his way of being nice.
975
01:29:32,157 --> 01:29:34,869
I was full of hope every time,
976
01:29:34,952 --> 01:29:36,996
but it never came to anything.
977
01:29:38,581 --> 01:29:39,999
And now...
978
01:29:40,749 --> 01:29:43,419
- Know how old I am?
Fifty-two?
979
01:29:43,502 --> 01:29:45,754
I'm not ashamed to tell the truth.
980
01:29:45,838 --> 01:29:49,633
In fact, I always add on
a few years. I'm 30.
981
01:29:49,717 --> 01:29:52,511
- Hard to believe, my darling.
- I haven't given up hope.
982
01:29:52,595 --> 01:29:55,055
I thought 27 or 28.
983
01:29:55,139 --> 01:29:59,977
I want one of those encounters
that last a lifetime.
984
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:04,273
I want a family, children,
985
01:30:04,356 --> 01:30:10,446
a husband to chat with
in the evening over coffee, maybe,
986
01:30:10,529 --> 01:30:13,824
and to make love with now and then,
because when you must, you must.
987
01:30:14,992 --> 01:30:17,411
But affection is
even more important than love.
988
01:30:18,537 --> 01:30:21,373
And I'm so full of affection.
989
01:30:22,374 --> 01:30:25,336
But who can I give it to?
Who will take it?
990
01:30:25,419 --> 01:30:27,338
Why are you crying?
991
01:30:27,421 --> 01:30:29,757
The silly girl's crying.
992
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:34,511
Because she's a delicate
and sensitive girl.
993
01:30:34,595 --> 01:30:35,888
Don't cry. I'm here.
994
01:30:35,971 --> 01:30:40,267
- She's right. Men are all the same.
- Don't cry, my darling.
995
01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:05,334
There it is!
996
01:31:05,417 --> 01:31:06,752
Dad!
997
01:31:06,835 --> 01:31:09,838
The Rex!
998
01:31:11,131 --> 01:31:15,678
Hooray for the Rex!
The greatest thing the regime ever built!
999
01:31:19,223 --> 01:31:23,018
As the representative of the Podesté,
I wish you a safe journey!
1000
01:31:23,102 --> 01:31:24,561
Long live Italy!
1001
01:31:25,479 --> 01:31:27,022
What's it like?
1002
01:32:14,820 --> 01:32:15,821
Gina!
1003
01:32:19,283 --> 01:32:21,035
Just look at this.
1004
01:32:29,877 --> 01:32:31,920
Can't see a darned thing.
1005
01:32:34,882 --> 01:32:36,717
I'll keep to the wall.
1006
01:32:38,552 --> 01:32:41,513
The last fog like this was in '22.
1007
01:32:47,686 --> 01:32:50,898
Careful now! Stop! There's a man here!
1008
01:32:56,195 --> 01:32:58,197
Well, damn it all!
1009
01:33:01,909 --> 01:33:03,118
Gina!
1010
01:33:10,584 --> 01:33:12,086
Where am I?
1011
01:33:13,504 --> 01:33:15,506
I don't seem to be anywhere.
1012
01:33:20,302 --> 01:33:22,304
If death is like this,
1013
01:33:23,430 --> 01:33:24,973
I don't think much of it.
1014
01:33:27,101 --> 01:33:29,144
Everything's gone:
1015
01:33:29,228 --> 01:33:33,357
people, trees, birds, wine.
1016
01:33:36,110 --> 01:33:37,444
Well, up yours!
1017
01:33:44,993 --> 01:33:46,203
Dino!
1018
01:33:48,413 --> 01:33:51,917
I can't even find my house. Where am I?
1019
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,629
What do you mean?
You're standing right in front of it.
1020
01:34:08,642 --> 01:34:11,937
- Where are you going in this fog?
- To school. Bye, Grandpa.
1021
01:34:14,148 --> 01:34:15,983
Just think of that.
1022
01:35:34,394 --> 01:35:36,313
I was in Norway.
1023
01:35:36,396 --> 01:35:37,731
Two women.
1024
01:35:38,482 --> 01:35:43,237
Beautiful, huge Norwegians!
1025
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:45,405
Beans, olives, toasted melon seeds...
1026
01:35:55,707 --> 01:35:57,668
It's open. You can get in.
1027
01:35:58,710 --> 01:36:00,587
Last one in is a queer!
1028
01:36:01,338 --> 01:36:03,882
Naso, get an eyeful of this.
1029
01:36:16,770 --> 01:36:18,188
Look at that!
1030
01:36:18,814 --> 01:36:19,898
It's gorgeous!
1031
01:37:18,206 --> 01:37:21,043
Where are you, my love?
1032
01:38:17,057 --> 01:38:20,769
- It was number 18.
- Campari!
1033
01:38:20,852 --> 01:38:23,397
Aldina, wanna know who it was?
1034
01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:25,357
We know. It was Campari.
1035
01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:27,317
I met him at the race in Monza.
1036
01:39:38,138 --> 01:39:39,347
Aldina!
1037
01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:58,867
- Lallo, where are you going?
- Be careful!
1038
01:40:00,202 --> 01:40:02,370
- What is it?
- An ear.
1039
01:40:03,330 --> 01:40:04,956
Look, an ear!
1040
01:40:21,932 --> 01:40:23,183
May I come in?
1041
01:40:23,975 --> 01:40:27,479
- I'm closed.
- May I come in, miss? Good evening.
1042
01:40:27,562 --> 01:40:29,981
- What do you want?
- A cigarette.
1043
01:40:34,986 --> 01:40:38,156
- May I help you?
- You couldn't manage.
1044
01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:39,824
What do you mean?
1045
01:40:40,325 --> 01:40:43,620
I can lift 175 pounds.
I can even lift my father.
1046
01:40:43,703 --> 01:40:45,247
Don't make me laugh.
1047
01:40:46,540 --> 01:40:49,918
- Why? What do you weigh?
- I don't know.
1048
01:40:51,336 --> 01:40:54,422
- I could lift you too.
- Oh, yeah?
1049
01:41:13,441 --> 01:41:14,609
Let's see.
1050
01:41:15,235 --> 01:41:17,779
I really can, you know.
1051
01:41:17,862 --> 01:41:18,863
Let's see.
1052
01:41:24,536 --> 01:41:27,872
Silly boy, put me down!
1053
01:41:29,207 --> 01:41:31,459
- I did it!
- You're very strong.
1054
01:41:31,543 --> 01:41:34,129
See? I can do it again.
1055
01:41:34,212 --> 01:41:35,797
- I don't believe you.
- Watch.
1056
01:41:41,511 --> 01:41:43,054
That's enough now.
1057
01:41:45,515 --> 01:41:47,017
Put me down.
1058
01:41:51,771 --> 01:41:54,858
- You drive me -
- I said that's enough.
1059
01:41:55,900 --> 01:42:01,197
What are you doing?
You'll drop me, you crazy boy!
1060
01:42:02,907 --> 01:42:04,618
You're crazy, you know that?
1061
01:42:05,452 --> 01:42:08,496
What's happened to me? Oh, my head...
1062
01:42:08,580 --> 01:42:12,334
See how many times I did it?
1063
01:42:17,631 --> 01:42:20,967
Yes, my little darling.
1064
01:42:21,051 --> 01:42:24,095
Come here. You really are sweet.
1065
01:42:26,598 --> 01:42:31,645
Drive me crazy... just a little.
1066
01:42:31,728 --> 01:42:34,481
- What should I do?
- Suck.
1067
01:42:35,398 --> 01:42:36,650
Come on.
1068
01:42:41,780 --> 01:42:43,990
You can have this one, too.
1069
01:42:44,866 --> 01:42:47,744
Don't blow! Suck!
1070
01:42:47,827 --> 01:42:49,329
Is this right?
1071
01:42:54,793 --> 01:42:57,420
You have to suck, you idiot!
1072
01:42:57,504 --> 01:42:59,547
- What are you doing?
- I can't breathe!
1073
01:43:00,840 --> 01:43:02,342
Forget about it.
1074
01:43:02,884 --> 01:43:04,886
Go on now. I have to close up.
1075
01:43:06,388 --> 01:43:09,641
What was it you wanted? A cigarette?
1076
01:43:09,724 --> 01:43:12,769
It's on me. Now scram.
1077
01:43:20,902 --> 01:43:23,238
- I can't lift it.
- Out of the way.
1078
01:43:26,449 --> 01:43:28,535
Go on. Get out.
1079
01:43:28,618 --> 01:43:29,786
Good night.
1080
01:43:36,876 --> 01:43:38,712
Drink it. It'll do you good.
1081
01:43:39,254 --> 01:43:42,006
- It's hot!
- It's supposed to be.
1082
01:43:59,899 --> 01:44:01,401
There's a fly in here.
1083
01:44:01,484 --> 01:44:04,487
- Where?
- There...
1084
01:44:04,571 --> 01:44:06,114
It was there.
1085
01:44:07,949 --> 01:44:10,618
The only house with flies in the winter.
1086
01:44:13,455 --> 01:44:15,331
How did it happen with you and Dad?
1087
01:44:16,040 --> 01:44:17,459
How did what happen?
1088
01:44:17,542 --> 01:44:22,130
How'd you meet, fall in love, get married?
1089
01:44:25,341 --> 01:44:27,051
What's all this about?
1090
01:44:27,844 --> 01:44:30,013
And who remembers anyway?
1091
01:44:30,096 --> 01:44:33,433
Your dad's not a great one
for compliments.
1092
01:44:33,516 --> 01:44:36,686
He was a laborer at Saludecio.
1093
01:44:36,770 --> 01:44:41,691
My folks had a bit of money
and didn't think much of him.
1094
01:44:42,817 --> 01:44:45,653
So... well...
1095
01:44:46,905 --> 01:44:51,451
we eloped without a word to anyone.
1096
01:44:52,494 --> 01:44:54,954
When did he give you the first kiss?
1097
01:44:55,914 --> 01:44:58,541
What kind of question is that?
1098
01:44:59,834 --> 01:45:02,587
I don't even know if there was one.
1099
01:45:03,505 --> 01:45:07,383
The first time we met,
he raised his hat, and that was all.
1100
01:45:08,468 --> 01:45:11,221
It was the most
one could do in those days.
1101
01:45:11,304 --> 01:45:16,518
It's not like now,
when all kinds of things go on.
1102
01:45:16,601 --> 01:45:18,812
But I never manage to do anything, Mama!
1103
01:45:18,895 --> 01:45:21,064
Keep those covers on. You're all sweaty.
1104
01:45:21,147 --> 01:45:24,192
What do you mean "manage"?
You're still in short pants.
1105
01:45:24,275 --> 01:45:28,321
Get me some long ones then,
like the other kids!
1106
01:45:28,404 --> 01:45:29,989
What others?
1107
01:45:30,073 --> 01:45:31,157
Gina!
1108
01:45:31,658 --> 01:45:35,119
She told me I wasn't to send
any more love letters.
1109
01:45:35,203 --> 01:45:37,997
- Ma'am?
- Take the bike and get the doctor.
1110
01:45:38,081 --> 01:45:39,290
Yes, ma'am.
1111
01:45:39,374 --> 01:45:42,210
Get him to examine you too.
You scared me the other day.
1112
01:45:42,293 --> 01:45:43,545
Run along.
1113
01:45:46,756 --> 01:45:51,219
But I'll send letters whenever I like.
1114
01:45:55,306 --> 01:45:56,808
Africa.
1115
01:45:56,891 --> 01:45:59,352
- I'll become a doctor and go to Africa.
- Yes.
1116
01:45:59,435 --> 01:46:01,896
- That'll teach her.
- Yes.
1117
01:46:14,909 --> 01:46:17,203
It's snowing outside!
1118
01:46:27,380 --> 01:46:28,923
It's true! It's snowing!
1119
01:46:31,885 --> 01:46:33,803
Professor Fighetta, up yours!
1120
01:46:34,596 --> 01:46:37,599
If it goes on like this,
there'll be no school for days.
1121
01:46:38,266 --> 01:46:40,977
Look, the mountains are all white!
1122
01:46:41,060 --> 01:46:44,063
Let's go and see the snow on the water.
1123
01:46:44,147 --> 01:46:46,399
Too moist. It'll never stick.
1124
01:46:55,992 --> 01:46:58,620
Go away. Get the hell out of here.
1125
01:47:23,895 --> 01:47:25,063
Stay where you are.
1126
01:47:26,189 --> 01:47:27,690
The sparrows!
1127
01:47:52,256 --> 01:47:55,009
- Wait, I'm coming with you.
- Hurry up.
1128
01:48:08,606 --> 01:48:10,942
Titta, look how it's coming down!
1129
01:48:14,737 --> 01:48:16,155
Let's open the window.
1130
01:48:17,615 --> 01:48:18,992
It's beautiful!
1131
01:48:23,454 --> 01:48:24,455
Me too!
1132
01:48:29,252 --> 01:48:30,920
Still snowing.
1133
01:48:31,004 --> 01:48:34,424
Four days this goddamn stuffs
been around!
1134
01:48:43,016 --> 01:48:45,977
This will go down
as the Year of the Big Snow.
1135
01:48:46,060 --> 01:48:48,146
With the exception of the Ice Age,
1136
01:48:49,230 --> 01:48:53,568
it's never snowed
this heavily in our town.
1137
01:48:57,739 --> 01:49:01,617
That must've been some young boy,
not the usual guy.
1138
01:49:01,701 --> 01:49:05,038
As I was saying,
the exceptional years were
1139
01:49:05,121 --> 01:49:08,624
1541, 1694,
1140
01:49:08,708 --> 01:49:11,878
1728 and 1888,
1141
01:49:11,961 --> 01:49:16,549
when, against all odds,
it snowed on July 13th.
1142
01:49:43,326 --> 01:49:45,244
You'll make us all deaf, idiot!
1143
01:50:03,429 --> 01:50:04,597
Where is she?
1144
01:50:14,107 --> 01:50:15,775
How's your mother?
1145
01:50:17,110 --> 01:50:18,694
Better now.
1146
01:50:19,612 --> 01:50:22,824
She's still in the hospital,
but she's off the critical list.
1147
01:50:22,907 --> 01:50:28,496
That's good - the poor woman.
Give her my regards.
1148
01:50:28,579 --> 01:50:30,248
Your mother's a kind lady.
1149
01:50:30,331 --> 01:50:35,253
She always gave me soup and wine.
1150
01:50:35,920 --> 01:50:37,171
A kind lady.
1151
01:51:13,082 --> 01:51:14,250
How are you feeling?
1152
01:51:15,960 --> 01:51:19,046
- I brought you carnations.
- Thank you. How are you?
1153
01:51:20,423 --> 01:51:21,757
Hello, Aurelio.
1154
01:51:22,550 --> 01:51:24,051
They're lovely.
1155
01:51:24,677 --> 01:51:28,598
I was just looking out the window.
Now I'll go back to bed.
1156
01:51:28,681 --> 01:51:30,975
But I'm feeling better today.
1157
01:51:31,058 --> 01:51:32,560
What lovely colors.
1158
01:51:33,311 --> 01:51:35,605
- Aren't you hot with this on?
- Thank you.
1159
01:51:35,688 --> 01:51:37,356
- I'll put it here.
- Have you eaten?
1160
01:51:37,440 --> 01:51:39,066
- We've eaten.
- Yes.
1161
01:51:55,499 --> 01:51:57,960
Are you still getting
on your father's nerves?
1162
01:51:58,044 --> 01:52:00,213
He pounds me over the head!
1163
01:52:01,005 --> 01:52:03,382
He'll beat all the sense out of me!
1164
01:52:13,768 --> 01:52:17,104
They have a nice garden here.
I didn't know.
1165
01:52:18,022 --> 01:52:20,316
It looks as though it's in bloom,
with the snow.
1166
01:52:20,399 --> 01:52:22,485
Mama, it's still snowing.
1167
01:52:24,695 --> 01:52:27,698
In one sense, you're lucky to be here,
1168
01:52:27,782 --> 01:52:31,285
all warm in bed, with this weather.
1169
01:52:32,787 --> 01:52:36,916
The poor man's tired when he gets home.
1170
01:52:36,999 --> 01:52:39,210
Don't talk back to him.
You're a grown-up now.
1171
01:52:42,213 --> 01:52:45,883
Don't throw ice! It hurts!
1172
01:52:49,887 --> 01:52:53,307
"Wind and rain, go home again.
I don't want to feel the pain."
1173
01:52:54,475 --> 01:52:56,310
Idiot! No!
1174
01:53:03,401 --> 01:53:05,403
A difficult shot, Your Excellency!
1175
01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:08,447
Gradisca!
1176
01:53:15,454 --> 01:53:17,123
No! Not at Gradisca!
1177
01:53:22,878 --> 01:53:24,672
Enough! I surrender!
1178
01:53:28,634 --> 01:53:32,305
Break my windows
and I'll crack your skulls open!
1179
01:53:37,018 --> 01:53:38,436
Who's that?
1180
01:53:45,443 --> 01:53:46,944
- What's that?
- I don't know.
1181
01:53:55,119 --> 01:53:58,331
Look, it's the count's peacock!
1182
01:54:00,791 --> 01:54:02,084
There it is.
1183
01:54:02,918 --> 01:54:04,170
It's coming down.
1184
01:54:12,636 --> 01:54:14,263
Shall we catch it, boys?
1185
01:54:21,979 --> 01:54:23,689
Holy shit!
1186
01:54:30,321 --> 01:54:33,616
I don't understand. What's happened?
1187
01:54:33,699 --> 01:54:36,077
I'll tell you in the car, Uncle.
1188
01:54:36,702 --> 01:54:39,663
Why in the car? Where are we going?
1189
01:54:39,747 --> 01:54:43,000
Close by. To Aunt Zaira's farm.
1190
01:54:43,084 --> 01:54:46,253
A relative's come from America
and wants to say hello to you.
1191
01:54:46,837 --> 01:54:50,633
Then why doesn't he come here?
1192
01:54:50,716 --> 01:54:52,343
Who is this relative?
1193
01:55:20,413 --> 01:55:22,164
Auntie died.
1194
01:55:28,879 --> 01:55:31,090
Be strong.
1195
01:55:36,262 --> 01:55:37,763
Titta, no!
1196
01:55:39,598 --> 01:55:42,059
Don't take it like that. Open up, Titta.
1197
01:55:44,770 --> 01:55:47,565
- Open up.
- No, I won't!
1198
01:56:13,299 --> 01:56:16,051
- Lallo!
- He fainted!
1199
01:56:16,135 --> 01:56:18,220
Uncle's not feeling good.
1200
01:56:22,016 --> 01:56:24,310
Then take him to the whorehouse.
1201
01:56:28,772 --> 01:56:30,566
Make the sign of the cross, Dad.
1202
01:56:53,255 --> 01:56:55,674
- How do you feel now?
- Better.
1203
01:56:58,761 --> 01:57:01,347
Don't take it so hard. Be strong.
1204
01:57:29,750 --> 01:57:32,962
Everybody in line now.
Where are the orphans?
1205
01:58:41,614 --> 01:58:43,032
Stop that!
1206
02:00:16,709 --> 02:00:18,919
Hooray for the bride and groom!
1207
02:00:21,714 --> 02:00:23,465
Give me your arm, Naso.
1208
02:00:24,299 --> 02:00:28,721
Make way, make way!
My breasts are full of milk!
1209
02:00:30,347 --> 02:00:36,061
"'Bride and groom' or 'newlyweds,'
whatever they may call ya,
1210
02:00:36,145 --> 02:00:39,481
here's hoping you find wedded bliss
in far-off Battipaglia."
1211
02:00:39,565 --> 02:00:42,359
When you're drunk, you can even rhyme!
1212
02:00:47,156 --> 02:00:50,159
Gradisca's getting married and going away
1213
02:00:52,578 --> 02:00:57,791
Sorry if we got on your nerves.
We hate to see you go.
1214
02:01:00,461 --> 02:01:02,212
We're really going to miss you!
1215
02:01:07,468 --> 02:01:10,053
"Silence is golden,
but words are like jewels.
1216
02:01:10,137 --> 02:01:13,390
May this married couple
live happy as fools!"
1217
02:01:13,474 --> 02:01:15,893
- Where's the bride?
- Straight ahead.
1218
02:01:15,976 --> 02:01:21,231
Our Gradisca is leaving us.
She found her Gary Cooper.
1219
02:01:21,315 --> 02:01:24,777
Though Gary Cooper's a cowboy,
while Matteo is a carabiniere.
1220
02:01:24,860 --> 02:01:28,447
But love is love all the same.
Good luck, Gradisca.
1221
02:01:29,698 --> 02:01:31,950
Long live the bride and groom!
1222
02:01:32,034 --> 02:01:35,537
You have fulfilled your dream of love.
1223
02:01:35,621 --> 02:01:40,501
Now it's your happy duty
to have many children
1224
02:01:40,584 --> 02:01:44,379
for your family, for the church
and for your country!
1225
02:01:46,757 --> 02:01:51,178
"Gathered here at the drinking trough,
here's one more toast to send them off!"
1226
02:01:53,806 --> 02:01:58,644
A picture! We're gonna take pictures now.
1227
02:01:59,228 --> 02:02:00,604
Give me your mirror.
1228
02:02:01,897 --> 02:02:04,399
Everybody get behind the bride!
1229
02:02:05,025 --> 02:02:07,277
She's lovely, our Ninola!
1230
02:02:07,361 --> 02:02:09,988
- Why are you crying?
- I'm not crying anymore.
1231
02:02:10,447 --> 02:02:12,032
Get closer together.
1232
02:02:12,115 --> 02:02:14,451
The carabiniere should move back a little.
1233
02:02:15,869 --> 02:02:17,871
Stand in the light.
1234
02:02:17,955 --> 02:02:20,749
- Hold it.
- Hey, it's raining.
1235
02:02:21,375 --> 02:02:23,961
Smile...
1236
02:02:24,044 --> 02:02:26,129
There! One more.
1237
02:02:26,213 --> 02:02:28,215
gangway!
1238
02:02:28,298 --> 02:02:31,468
Stop falling all over us, you drunkard!
1239
02:02:33,345 --> 02:02:36,932
Let's move into the sun. Everyone up.
1240
02:02:37,015 --> 02:02:40,018
Everybody follow me.
1241
02:02:40,519 --> 02:02:44,523
Over here with the bride in the center
and the carabiniere...
1242
02:02:45,649 --> 02:02:48,986
I've made up another rhyme,
and it goes like this:
1243
02:02:49,069 --> 02:02:52,990
"Though the world may be full
of things beautiful and dear,
1244
02:02:53,073 --> 02:02:56,785
of towns even nicer
and prettier than here -"
1245
02:02:56,869 --> 02:03:00,330
A little water will do you good.
You'll have a bath for once.
1246
02:03:00,414 --> 02:03:01,707
Get up.
1247
02:03:02,791 --> 02:03:05,627
It stopped.
1248
02:03:05,711 --> 02:03:07,963
Sit down and play!
1249
02:03:08,046 --> 02:03:10,716
A wet bride is a lucky bride.
1250
02:03:15,929 --> 02:03:17,097
Long live Italy!
1251
02:03:25,022 --> 02:03:30,694
How will you live so far from here?
1252
02:03:32,362 --> 02:03:34,990
Goodbye to you all. Go home.
1253
02:03:36,909 --> 02:03:38,744
Biscein bids you goodbye.
1254
02:03:49,630 --> 02:03:52,007
Naso, I'm going home!
1255
02:03:54,134 --> 02:03:57,346
Wait for me! I'm coming with you!
1256
02:04:21,036 --> 02:04:23,330
Wait! My bouquet!
1257
02:04:23,914 --> 02:04:27,167
Goodbye! I love you all!
1258
02:04:30,003 --> 02:04:31,421
Gradisca's taking off!
1259
02:04:32,506 --> 02:04:33,882
She's leaving.
1260
02:04:33,966 --> 02:04:36,551
- Good bye!
- Good bye, Gradisca!
1261
02:05:07,666 --> 02:05:09,376
The puffballs!
1262
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Titta!
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Where's Titta?
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Shall we go fishing in the harbor?
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Titta left a while ago.